stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
Also you are a fool to seek the kind of art you don’t like. You are a fool to...– Ezra Pound, “The Serious Artist” (via farewell-kingdom)
witchlette: fat is a valid way to describe someone long as you dont mean it in an insulting way lmao its okay to call a character fat if they are fat. im honestly more offended at people saying DONT CALL THEM FAT THATS MEAN because its implying that being fat is gross and you wouldnt want to remind fat people that they are fat and thus disgusting right god
crimsonskyes: 2010: These Pokemon are too complicated! 2013: These Pokemon are too simple!